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(Show a man wearing a white tank top and black track pants with purple stripes going down them. He aims a machine pistol at the screen.)

The Saints, The street wise terrors of Stillwater who took over after a bloody war for turf.
(Show the Saints killing rival Ronin gang members with assault rifles and machine pistols.)


(Shows a man with brown buzz cut, 5 o'clock shadow and brown eyes. Hes wearing a brown jacket and blue jeans. He aims an assault rife at the screen.)

Liberty City's Most Wanted, a collection of the most dangerous criminals in the city's history.
(Shows Liberty City Most Wanted killing drug dealers with assault rifles, then take the drugs themselves.)

WHO...IS...DEADLIEST

To find out, we assembled world-class fighters to test some of the most deadliest weapons in history. Using 21st century science, we find out what happens when two of the greatest fictional warriors go toe-to-toe. No rules, no safety, no mercy. It's a duel to the death to decide who is..

THE DEADLIEST FICTIONAL WARRIOR

Inside the fight club, We have created an urban war zone, we brought in a scientist, a doctor, a computer, and combat experts. All to simulate a gang firefight against two of the criminal underworld's greatest gangs  

First up, the Saints, the most powerful gang that has ever rise up from Stillwater

Appearing From: Saints Row 2
Territory: Stillwater
   
Members:
Boss
Johnny Gat
Shaundi
Pierce
Carlos Mendoza

They will go up against the east coast greatest collection of criminals.

Liberty City's Most Wanted, five of the most dangerous criminals in Liberty City.

Appearing From: GTA 4 and Episodes.
Territory: Liberty City

Members:
Niko Bellic
Brucie Kibbutz
Packie McReary
Johnny Klebitz
Luis Fernando Lopez

(shows a Caucasian man with black hair and five day stubble and green eyes. He's wearing a black tank top, combat pants and boot. He is setting up a gel dummy.)

Biomedical scientist Matthew Roth will use 21st century equipment to test the lethal weapon of the two fighters.

"This will be our first group battle, and they bring in some of the most lethal weapons ever." Matthew Said.

(Shows a African American man with short black hair and brown eyes. He is wearing a black jump suit and a white lab coat over it. He is explaining the fatal stab wound on a dummy.)

ER doctor Ronald Mack will see if the weapons will kill.

"The weapons we're gonna see is gonna be sub-machine guns, assault rifles, sniper rifles, explosives, and heavy weapon." Dr. Ronald said.

(Shows a skinny white man with shaggy blonde hair and light blue eyes. He's wearing a green shirt and blue jeans. He types some data  into a computer.)

Computer Whiz Jesse Jacobs will input the data in a battle simulation program to see who is the deadliest fictional warrior will be.

"This is gonna be close, both are very equal, it's gonna be a good match." Jesse Said

(Shows a Caucasian man with brown hair and mustache and brown eyes. He's wearing a S.W.A.T. Uniform. He takes a machine pistol and aims it.)

The Saints will represented by Troy Bradshaw, the Chief of Police of Stillwater and a former undercover detective who specializes in Saints weapon and tactics

"The Saints are the baddest crew of gang bangers the world has seen." Troy said

The Saints were formed by Julius Little some time before their rise, when they recruited a young man from the streets, it proved to be a blessing. This young man then cut a swath of destruction and brought the three gangs down. However this was short lived, with increasing police pressure, Julius blew up a yacht with a crooked politician and the young man with it. The young man survived and years later awakened to find three new gang had taken over. He soon broke out of prison, restarted the Saints and took control of the city once again.

"These Liberty City punks are in for a rude awakening." Troy said.     

But our Liberty City expert is expecting the Saints to fall fast and hard.

(Shows an African-American man with brown dreadlock and brown eyes. He wearing a black jacket, white shirt, blue jeans and black shoes. He takes an assault rifle and checks it out.)

Liberty City's Most Wanted will be represented by "Little" Jacob Hughes, a Jamaican arms dealer who help Niko Bellic in Liberty City.

"Ya mon, Liberty City will rule ta streets with what these bro's are packin."  Jabcob said

Liberty City is a city that is filled with crime. This group is some of the most dangerous of them. Niko Bellic is a former Serbian solider with a dark past who fled to Liberty City to avoid it.  Brucie Kibbutz is a car smuggler who is known for his "genetic superior" attitude. Packie McReary is an Irish gangster who family had great influence in Liberty City.  Johnny Klebitz is a leading figure in the Lost Brotherhood Motorcycle club. And Luis Fernando Lopez is the bodyguard and associate of Gay Tony.

"Dem Saints don't know whom they mess wit." Jacob Said

But how would Liberty City's Most Wanted fair against the greatest gang to come out of Stillwater.

"I give the edge to the Saints, they have unity on their side and the Saints always back each other up." Matthew said

"This is Liberty City's Most Wanted win, I think they got the better gear and have shown they will pull the trigger." Jesse said

Both teams will carry a lethal arsenal of weapons

Saints Weapons:

T3K Urban Sub-Machine gun (Tec-DC9)
AK6-Kurkov Assault Rifle (AK-47)
McManus 2010 Sniper Rifle (M82 Anti-Material Rifle)
Pipe bomb
Mini-Gun (Portable M134 mini-gun)

Liberty City Most Wanted's Weapons:

H&K MP5k Sub-Machine gun
H&K 416 Assault Rifle
Remington 700 Sniper rifle        
Molotov Cocktail
RPG-7 Rocket launcher

First up is Close Range.

The group go to the newly built Gun range to test out two deadly sub-machine guns.

The Saints bring in:

The T3K Urban, a staple 9mm sub-machine gun from the Stillwater gun store Friendly Fire.
(Shows Boss killing a Sons of Samedi gang member with a full-auto blast.)

Full-Automatic
Length: 9 inches
Weight: 2 pounds
Cartridge: 9x19mm
Clip Size: 50 rounds

"This is the T3K Urban, the gun that most Saints use for close up work." Troy said as he held up the gun.

"Well we got a gel gummy, so lets test this gun" Matthew said excitably.

Troy walked up and aimed the gun at dummy.

"Troy are you ready?" Matthew asked.

"Yup." Troy answered back.

"THREE...TWO...ONE..FIRE!" Matthew yelled.

The gun roared to life and bullets hit the gummy but also going wide. Troy emptied the clip and check on his work. Troy managed to hit the chest, neck, and head of the dummy. Dr Ronald went to check on the damage.

"Well all the shots that manage to hit seem to be death blows, including this one right in the nose." Dr Ronald said.

"All in a days work for a Saint." Troy said proudly

"Well mon, you about to get a wake up call."

Liberty City's Most Wanted bring in:

The HK MP5K sub-machine gun, a shorten version of the MP5 that shoots 900 rounds per minute.
(Shows Niko killing a gang member with a blast from the MP5K.)

Semi or Full-Automatic
Length: 13 inches
Weight: 4 pounds
Cartridge: 9x19mm
Clip Size: 30 rounds    

"This my brethren, is the MP5K. It fires a 9mm round and is deadly at close rage." Little Jacob said.

"Ok lets do the same test on a dummy." Matthew said.

A new dummy was set up as Little Jacob loaded up. He then aimed at the dummy.

"Jacob are you ready?" Matthew asked

"Ya, mon." Jacob answered back.

"THREE..TWO..ONE..FIRE!!"

Jacob fired, the MP5K fired accurate shots to the face. Jacob finished his thirty round's and looked at his work. Dr. Ronald put on his gloves to check the damage.

"I don't need to tell you guys that this is a instant kill, he hit all 30 rounds to the head." Ronald said

"See, ya boys and girl are done for." Little Jacob said to Troy.

So who gets the edge in close range combat.

"While both fire the same 9mm round, the edge goes to the MP5K for better accuracy." Jesse said.

In Close Range Weapons, Liberty City takes the EDGE for the MP5K

Next up is Mid Range.

Liberty City Brings in:

The HK416 Assault Rifle, an improved version of the M4 carbine
(Show Johnny killing a rival biker with the HK416.)

Semi or Full-Automatic
Length: 27 inches
Weight: 6 pounds
Cartridge: 5.56x45mm
Clip Size: 30 Rounds

Jacob turns to the group with the 416 in his hands.

"This my brethren, is the HK416. It's gas system is that is that of the G36, which decrease's the guns chance's to jam." Jacob explained

"Well, we got gel dummies hooked up to some attack bots to simulate if the Saints try to scramble." Matthew said.

Jacob loaded up the weapon and took aim.

"Alright Jacob, are you read." Matthew yelled.

"Yes." Jacob yelled back.

"THREE..TWO..ONE..GO!!" Matthew yelled.

Matthew soon let the bots move around and Jacob fired. He hit the first dummy with ten rounds to the chest, hitting such places as the heart and lungs. Jacob then repeated the action on the next dummy. Jacob then finished his clip in the last dummy's head, blowing the brains out of the dummy.

"Man that was wicked." Jesse said.

"Ya, and all of the shots where kill shots." Dr. Ronald said.

"See mon, this is the gun that will take us to the top." Jacob said to Troy.

"Well the Saints got a more powerful weapon." Troy said with a smile

The Saints come back with:

The AK6 Kurkov Assault rifle, a Soviet made gun bought from the black market.
(Shows Pierce killing a Ronin with a AK6)

Semi or Full-Automatic
Length: 34 inches
Weight: 9 pounds
Cartridge: 7.62x39mm
Clip Size: 30 Rounds

"This my friends is the AK6, this is the most widely use gun in the Saints. Its a 7.62mm, which is more powerful than the 5.56mm that the 416 packs." Troy said as he displayed the weapon.

"Well we got the same test set up, so lets get to it." Matthew said.

Troy loaded up and aimed the gun.

"You ready Troy!" Matthew yelled.

"OH, Yeah!" Troy yelled back.

THREE..TWO..ONE..FIRE!" Matthew yelled.

When the bots began to move Troy open up with a hail of bullets. He took the first dummy at chest level and hit the heart and neck. Troy then shot the next dummy the same way. The last dummy took a few to the head but a few bullets missed.

"Wow look at the damage." Jesse said

"Yep, I don't need to tell you theses are death blows." Dr. Ronald said.

"I did notice that some of the rounds missed there mark." Matthew said with some skepticism.     

"Well it dose not have the range of the 416 but it has better stopping power." Troy said.

So who gets the edge in mid range combat.

"The 416 has the better range but not the stopping power, while the AK6 has the stopping power but not the range. So I say this is even." Jesse explained.

In Mid Range Weapons, the gangs are EVEN

Next up, Long Range

Liberty City Bring in:

The Remington 700 rifle, a standard for Law Enforcement and the criminal underworld
(Shows Packie sniping a police officer on a rooftop.)

Bolt Action
Length: 41 inches
Weight: 8 pounds
Cartridge: .308 winchester
Clip size: 6 Rounds

"This is the 700 sniper rifle my brethren. Its a bolt action rifle used by the criminal sharpshooter." Jacob explained

"Well we have a gel torso and skull set up, we want you to hit the dummy right between the eyes." Matthew said

Jacob nodded and proceed to get into prone position. Jacob loaded a single bullet into rifle and aimed the scope at the head.

"OK, Jacob on your go." Matthew said.

Jacob squeezed the trigger and the Remington fired. The .308 Winchester round slammed into the dummy's head and blew a huge hole in the skull.

"Holy crap, you just messed this thing up." Jesse said.

"Ya, well seeing as you shot this things eye out, it's a death blow." Dr. Ronald said.

"Ha, sorry Troy but your little gang is going down." Jacob taunted  

"Well my friend, you are gonna be surprised with what the Saints are going to fire back with." Troy Replied

The Saints bring in:

The McManus 2010 Sniper Rifle. A big, bad .50 caliber bringer of death.
(Show Johnny Gat blowing a SWAT officer's head off with the big sniper rifle.)

Semi-automatic
Length: 57 inches
Weight: 31 pounds.
Cartridge: 12x99mm
Clip Size: 10 rounds

Troy walks to a table with the huge rifle on it.

"This is the McManus, it fires a 12.7x99mm or .50 Browning Machine Gun Round. It is also a semi-auto, so I can do a follow up shot." Troy said.

"Well we have another dummy and the same test." Matthew said.

Troy picked up the big rifle and set down as he got into the prone position. Troy slapped a clip into the rifle and chambered a round.

"Troy on your go." Matthew said.

Troy aimed the rifle and pulled the trigger. The big rifle roared to life as the .50 BMG round flew out of the barrel and decapitated the dummy. A follow up shot slammed into the heart, just to make a point.

"OH MY GOD, THAT'S INSANE!!." Jesse yelled excitedly.

"I'm not even gonna put my gloves on, that person is dead." Dr. Ronald said in amazement.

"Mon that thing to damn bulky to carry around, yo homie will be dead before he get a shot off." Jacob said

"It doesn't matter, your man's head gonna be blown off." Troy retorted.

So who gets the edge in Long Range combat.

"I don't care what Jacob says, the McManus might be bulky but it has the bigger hitting round that can blow your head off." Jesse explained.

In Long Range Weapons, the EDGE goes to the Saints for the McManus 2010.

Next up, Explosives

The Saints come in with:

The Pipe Bomb, an improvised and deadly killer
(Shows Shaundi throwing a pipe bomb at a brotherhood member, killing him in the explosion.)

Improvised Explosive
Filled with: Black Powder

The group goes outside to the explosive range as Troy picks up a pipe bomb.

"This my friends is a simple and easy to make pipe bomb. It contains gun powder, and nails." Troy said

"Ok, we have four dummies set up down in that valley, so lets see the fireworks." Mathew said.

Troy took a zipo lighter and lit the bomb's 10 second fuse and dropped it in the middle of the dummies in the valley. The explosion rock the valley and the dummies blew apart. The group walked down to check the damage. The carnage was immense, with gel dummies limps everywhere.

"This is the most hardcore thing I have ever seen." Jesse said with a chuckle.

"I know, if the shrapnel didn't get them the pressure wave would have." Matthew said.

"Ya well it's safe to say that these men are all dead." Dr. Ronald said.

"So Jacob, how the hell you gonna beat that." Troy taunted.

"With a worse way to die, mon." Jacob said.

Liberty City comes in with:

The Molotov Cocktail, Death in a bottle.
(Shows Brucie throwing a cocktail at a car thief, engulfing him in flames.)

Improvised Explosive
Filled with: Gasoline and oil.

"This my brethren, is the Molotov. This thing is can be made with just gas and a towel in a bottle." Jacob explained

"Well then, we have two dummies sitting over there, so lets go." Matthew said.

Jacob lit the Molotov and after a count of three, he threw the cocktail and hit the dummy to the right. The glass broke and the liquid spilled out and in a second both dummies where on fire. The fire continued for a few moments before a fire fighter crew put out the fire. The group walked over to the charred remains.

"Wow that's a horrible way to die." Jesse said.

"Right, but there is that chance that the target may get out of the way." Dr. Ronald said.

"No one will ever see this coming, bra." Jacob said.

"If some got hit with this, The Saints would let this man die for being to slow." Troy retorted.

So who gets the edge in Explosives.

"This is hands down, the pipe bomb wins. It has better killing power and the fact you can escape the Molotov and kill the man throwing it." Matthew explained.

In Explosives Weapons, the EDGE goes to the Saints for the Pipe Bomb

Last Up, Special Weapons

The Saints Bring in:

The Mini-Gun, A belt fed, bringer of death.
(Shows Boss killing a lot of people with the Mini-Gun.)

Full-Automatic
Length: 2 feet
Weight: 66 pounds
Cartridge: 7.62x51mm
Clip Size: 200 Rounds

Troy approached the huge multi-barrel weapon.

"This my friends, is the mini gun. It fires 7.62mm rounds at 2000 or 6000 rounds per minute. These thing tend to be on attack helicopters but this thing was modified to be carried around." Troy explained

"Ok man, we have ten dummies over there so lets see this monster can do." Mathew said.

Troy picked up the giant gun and stepped forward.

"OK, Troy let her rip!" Matthew Yelled

He aimed the gun towards the targets and let the barrels rotate. The massive gun soon came to life as it unleashed a hail of bullets. The bullets ripped through the dummies like butter. As Troy strifed the targets, several of the dummies were ripped in half. Troy released the trigger and the bullets stopped but the barrel rotated a little bit afterwards.

The silence was all the evidence Troy need as he dropped the gun and walked away.         

"OK Jacob lets see what you got." Mathew said as he walked way from the carnage.

Liberty City brings in:

The RPG-7, The Soviet rocket propelled killer.
(Shows Luis blowing up a car with people in it)

Rocket Propelled
Length: 37 inches
Weight: 15 pounds
Cartridge: 40mm
Clip Size: 1 RPG

Jacob walks up to group with the RPG over his shoulder.

"This my brethren, is the RPG. This thing have a 40mm barrel in which a 85mm warhead fits in. The rage of this thing is about 920mm." Jacob explained.

"OK man, we have a replica of a room with 4 guys wearing saints colors. You think you can it that." Matthew said.

"Sure, mon." Jacob said cheerfully.

Jacob then got into position and aimed down the sight.

"When your ready, Jacob" Matthew said.

After a few seconds, Jacob pulled the trigger. The warhead went flying into air and hit the room in full force. The resulting explosion was immense, with gel limbs going everywhere. The team then walked over to the wreckage.

"Man that was crazy." Jesse said with a chuckle.

"Whatever, I just showed that I can blow away everyone of those so called gangsters with the mini gun." Troy said with skepticism

"You dreaming bro, that gun is bulky as hell. Anyone can get outside that guns path. By the time you turn, the rocket gonna blow you away." Jacob retorted

So who gets the edge in special weapons.

"At first I was gonna give the edge to the mini-gun. However, Jacob is right. As long as you are not in front of the mini-gun, you can run around the wielder and kill him." Jesse explained.

In Special weapons, the EDGE goes to Liberty City and the RPG-7

With testing complete, we are one step closer to deciding who is the DEADLIEST FICTIONAL WARRIOR.

Review:

In Close Range Combat, The MP5K beat the T3K Urban
EDGE: LIBERTY  CITY'S MOST WANTED.

In Mid Range Combat, Both assault rifles where even.
EDGE: EVEN

In Long Range Combat, The McManus won over the Remington 700.
EDGE: THE SAINTS

In Explosives, The Pipe bomb proved more lethal than the Molotov Cocktail.
EDGE: THE SAINTS

And in Special weapons, The RPG was a more portable and effective weapon than the mini-gun.     
EDGE: LIBERTY  CITY'S MOST WANTED      
      
To make sure that the battle is not won by a lucky bullet, the battle will be simulated 1000 times.

It will be a battle of opposite philosophy's

A gang who will back up its members
(Shows Boss picking up an injured Shaundi.)

vs.

A collection of criminals who are trying to make money.
(Shows the group collecting money.)

"Well all the data is in, so let's see who is the deadliest fictional warrior." Jesse said as he hit enter on his keyboard.

The Battle:     

The Boss with Shaundi, Pierce, and Carlos walked up to the food court of the mall in Stillwater looking for five men who where trying to foothold in the city by extorting the shops. Johnny Gat was posted across from them with his McManus sniper rifle. After a few moments, the five men  walked into view with their various weapons on them. All the saints also had there weapons on them as the leader of the other group started talking in a very thick Serbian accent. The Boss told them to leave the city before they are killed, but only got a cold stare as an answer.

L.C.M.W- 5
Saints-5               

Niko soon pulled his MP5K and aimed at the Boss. Carlos shoved The Boss out of the way and was shot multiple time in the chest killing him. Everyone scattered as Gat tried to hit the leader of the other group but missed.

L.C.M.W- 5
Saints-4

Packie, armed with the Remington 700 found a good spot and aimed his rifle to see if he could find the other sniper. Packie screened the background to see Gat already aiming at him. In a panic, Packie fired the rifle but missed cause of his shaking. Gat only grinned as he pulled the trigger and the round flew, taking Packie's head off. The headless body of Packie simply slump over.

L.C.M.W.- 4
Saints- 4

Shundi was running towards the Lets Pretend store firing her T3K Urban at Brucie. As Shundi enters the store, Brucie open fire with HK416 rifle wildly. Shundi manages to dodge the fury of bullets as she hides behind the area where the cash register was. Brucie reach back behind him and pulled a bottle with gas and oil and stuffed a rag in it. Lighting the rag, Brucie threw the Molotov at the area and it exploded. Shundi screamed in sheer terror as she ran out of the area on fire. Brucie then shot her with a three round burst with the 416 rifle, killing her.

L.C.M.W.- 4
Saints- 3

Brucie began ranting about how he was genetically better than anyone. He turned around only to met the sight of The Boss with his AK6 Kurkov aiming at him. Brucie tried to raise his 416 but was met with a burst of 7.62mm rounds to the chest, killing him instantly.

L.C.M.W.- 3
Saints- 3

Luis and Klebitz chased down Pierce was he re-entered the food court. Luis and Klebitz open fired with their 416 rifles, Pierce jump into a burger shop to avoid the bullets. As soon as the shooting stopped, Pierce took out a pipe bomb and lit it. Popping out of cover, Pierce threw the bomb at the two. Luis jump out of the way but Klebitz was to slow, the bomb exploded and threw Klebitz in the air. He was dead before he hit the ground.

L.C.M.W.- 2
Saints- 3

Luis ran up the the burger shop just as Pierce was getting up. Pierce was shot in the face with a whole clip from Luis's 416 rifle.

L.C.M.W.- 2
Saints- 2

Luis victory was short lived as The Boss rounded the corner and hid behind a pillar. Luis turned to shot him, but only heard a click from his empty weapon. Luis's eyes went wide as The Boss shot him in the head with a three round burst with his Kurkov rifle.

L.C.M.W.- 1
Saints- 2

Gat was looking for the leader of the other group but he seem to disappear. Unbeknownst to Gat, Niko had him in his sights with his RPG-7 that he stashed away before the gang arrived. Niko pulled the trigger and the war head flew. Gat turned to see the warhead but was too late to evade. The warhead hit Gat and he was consumed by the explosion.

L.C.M.W.- 1
Saints- 1

The Boss ran towards the explosion, but was met with Niko hail of 9mm bullets from his MP5K. The Boss than retreated to a store to hide from Niko. As Niko neared the store, he reloaded his MP5K. Niko heard a mechanical whirling noise as rounded the corner. The Boss had his mini-gun reved up and Niko looked wide eyed. The Boss let loose with the mini-gun and the bullets chopped Niko into pieces.

L.C.M.W.- 0
Saints- 1

The Boss dropped his mini gun and walked over to Niko's chopped up body and yelled.

"THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR MESSING AROUND IN MY CITY!!!"

OVERALL WINNER: THE SAINTS

"When I ran the simulation, The Saints won about 55.6% of the time." Jesse explained

The most effective weapon of the The Saints was the Mini-Gun, despite not having an edge in its category.

Saints Kills:

T3K Urban Sub-Machine gun- 71 kills
AK6-Kurkov Assault Rifle- 110 kills
McManus 2010 Sniper Rifle- 125 kills
Pipe bomb- 5 kills
Mini-Gun- 245 kills

" Liberty City's Most Wanted won 44.4% of the time, while they seemed better equiped it wasn't enough to beat out the unity of the Saints. Every Saint killed was felt by the group and it drove them harder to kill Niko and company." Jesse explained.

Liberty City's most effective weapon was the RPG-7

L.C.M.W. Kills

H&K MP5k Sub-Machine gun- 82 kills
H&K 416 Assault Rifle- 120 kills
Remington 700 Sniper rifle- 75 kills         
Molotov Cocktail- 2 kills
RPG-7 Rocket launcher- 165 kills

"All I gotta say is that just because you have the better equipment doesn't mean you always win, the Saints weapons were powerful and easy to use." Matthew said

"I don't care what the computer says mon, we are the deadliest fictional warrior." Jacob said with a firm voice.

"Everyone know that once your a Saint, your always a Saints." Troy said with a smile.

The last scene shows The Boss spitting on Niko remains as he walks away.

Next Time on Deadliest Fictional Warrior.

Two vampire/human hybrids will collide As:

(Shows a African-American man in shades and all black attire with a long black overcoat)

Blade, The infamous daywalker who fights a one man war on the vampire nation.
(Shows Bade ashing a vampire with his ninjato swords)
     
vs.

(Shows A red hair, green eyed Caucasian woman in black and red leather with spiked heels.)

BloodRayne, the seductive yet deadly dhampir assassin who hunted her vampire overlord father
(Shows BloodRayne decapitating her father Kagan)

Blood will fly on the next episode of Deadliest Fictional Warrior.    
Deadliest Fictional Warrior Match 2

The Saints of Stillwater

vs.

Liberty City's Most Wanted
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Mojaramask's avatar
I keep reading this over and over. Great job!